The Let's Party Naked
Newsletter
Here's what's included in this March 2003 Issue of the Let's Party Naked
Newsletter:
l A note from Steve
l Club Humor - New feature
l Share Your Toys (sex toys that is) - repeated due to popularity
l Should You Post Your Pictures On-line?
l Conclave - The Ultimate Lifestyle Event
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A note from Steve
Spring is coming. I find that this is one of the most "stress free" times of the year.
This makes "now" a good time to make some things happen for yourself. If you are new
to swinging, perhaps the time is ripe to take some steps to become more involved
People feel a definite upsurge in their libido as spring approaches. If you are ever
going to discuss the topic of swinging with your partner, this just might be the time!
The time of course to do this is "now." "Now" will not be so illusive, if you start today.
Remember:
One today is worth two tomorrows.
- Benjamin Franklin
I hope you have a great spring.
Steve Anderson
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Club Humor - New Feature
This is a new feature of The Lets Party Naked Newsletter. Each month
submissions from Club newsletters, owners and members will be accepted for
publication. If your submission is chosen, your link will be included. If you don't
have a website, you'll receive a Free Gold Membership to www.matchesplus.com.
Here is this issue's selection:
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back,
right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the
only place to stop was a cemetery.
Drunk and unable to hold it any longer, they stopped and decided to relieve
themselves behind the tall headstones.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her
panties, used them to clean herself and then discarded them.
As the second woman finished relieving herself, she thought, "I'm not getting
rid of my panties"... so instead she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone,
and one says to the other: "We have to be on the lookout, it seems that our wives
were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties."... The
other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her
ass that read, "We will never forget you."
This month's selection was from The Couples Playhouse in Paradise Newsletter.
Couples Playhouse in Paradise is located in the Chicago Suburban Area. I have been there many
times and can assure you It's a classy and comfortable club. It's the perfect club
for a first experience! People often include the club in their vacation plans.
www.couplesplayhouse.com
cplaywus@aol.com
630-983-5175
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Share Your Toys - repeated due to popularity
Some might divide couples into two groups. Those who use sex toys
and those who do not. Those that do use toys find that they heighten
their pleasures, add to the excitement of their sex and generally spice things up.
Have you ever considered bringing your favorite toys into your swinging
encounters? Many find that toys add even more adventure and excitement
to the swinging experience. Imagine the excitement of "turning" another
couple on to what you enjoy. You should try it. You won't be disappointed.
This added excitement factor may be even more true in a club environment,
with several couples to do the experimenting with. If you've ever watched as
people arrive at a club, you'll notice many couples arriving with a "bag of tricks"
There is of course the hygiene concern. Keeping the toys clean is absolutely
a must. One solution to this is to place a condom over any phallic shaped
devices. This is no substitute for cleanliness, but does add an extra layer
of protection. Some couples even employ this practice in private to keep everything
clean.
For a great source of toys check out: The Sex Toy Warehouse
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Should you Post Your Picture On-line?
Many people don't want to post their picture out of insecurity about their appearance.
If you share this attitude you need to change it. It just does not make sense. The fact
is that most people that are searching the ads do not look like models or movie stars
themselves. Some do of course, but they are in the minority, just like in real life.
The Swinging Population is made up of a slice of society. In other words it's a
representative sample. You have people of all shapes, sizes, colors, race, religion
and vocation. Look at the people in a public place. Observe people in a movie
theater, train station or airport. The people at these places are a representative
sample, not the people you see on television, movies and in magazines. In
addition, the logic in not posting a picture with your ad because of your appearance
is flawed. Think about what you are trying to do. Meet people. They're going to
see you then anyway!
Fear of discovery and misuse of one's picture are legitimate concerns. If these
are major issues for you and you cannot afford to be discovered it becomes a
no-brainer. Don't show your face! Why risk it? It makes no sense. Still post
your picture though. Simply pose in a way that doesn't show your face. People
can still tell a lot about you even if they can't see your face. If you're working with
an existing picture it's a simple matter to block out enough of your face that no
one would recognize you.
In terms of fear of people misusing your picture, it is legitimate. Sometimes
people will pose as someone they are not, by using other peoples pictures.
Fortunately the people doing this are usually too stupid to use a realistic picture.
They'll use some porn they picked up that is obviously not them. It still is a real
concern though. There are on-line Swingers Personals Ads providers that
address the issue through various levels of copy protection. As I mentioned
before, I personally believe the best for this is MatchesPlus at www.matchesplus.com.
They have five levels of protection for your pictures.
Excerpted from Secrets of Swinging
Speaking of www.matchesplus.com, if you haven't been there recently you should check it
out. It was a great site before, now it's off the Charts! Dawn has made the following changes:
1. The creation of a Free Silver Membership Program providing Free access to every page of the site. If you've already posted an ad, you have already been upgraded to a Silver Membership!
2. A change in policy whereby Gold Memberships starting at $2.95 will get 60 times the exposure and opportunities than ever before.
3. The addition of Matchesplus Instant Messaging. On-line indicators tell you who is available for immediate contact. Of course everyone else is available via e-mail.
4. A brand new "look and feel"
5. The ability to upload your own pictures to your ads means 4 times as many ads have pictures!
If you've never been to www.MatchesPlus.com it's a must see. If you've been there before, it's time
to revisit. You should at least stop by to see the distance in miles between
you and your "Dream" Couples and Singles. Finding couples and singles has never been such a sure thing!
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Conclave - The Ultimate Lifestyle Event
Conclave Chicago: It's no Fantasy!
The Rites of Spring Celebration
March 21st and 22nd, 2003
www.conclavechicago.com
"Dance like nobody's watching; Love like you've never been hurt. Sing like
nobody's listening; Live like it's heaven on earth."
Conclave has been around for a long, long time. We loved the
intimacy of the weekend. When we knew that the person planning Conclave
was retiring, we made plans to make sure Conclave didn't retire, too. We
know that Conclave is a Chicago based weekend, sponsored and planned by
people in Chicago. Who better could understand what's necessary for a
party like this?
We'll be having a Clothing Optional Pool Party on Friday evening. If
you've never experienced a naked pool party, don't miss this one! It's not
just about swimming! Then Saturday during the day we will have seminars.
All geared to relax you and put you in touch with your whole self: sexual
and spiritual. Then there's dinner. It's not your average sit-down
dinner, but a feast! Be entertained by belly dancers, veil dancers and
more. The whole theme of this weekend is Bacchanalia. The ancient Romans
celebrated the birth of the God Bacchus (also known as Dionysus in Greece)
by having wild orgiastic parties. Wear your togas and reach into the
wildest part of your imagination as you celebrate as the ancients did. We
will have Hospitality rooms for you to visit and play in, but the hotel is
close to the city and you can spend an extra day or two exploring.
So who are Ron and Sue? We are a lifestyle couple who has been
swinging for over 20 years. We've figured out what works best for us as a
couple. We truly believe that this lifestyle is best experienced as a
couple. We have a deep understanding and commitment to each other, to our
marriage, and to our family and friends. We know that while this lifestyle
is definitely a part of us, we would stop in a second if it threatened our
marriage. Singles have their place in the lifestyle, but if you are
attending an event like this, the outlook and philosophy of the event
planners most certainly comes into play. We've been going to clubs and
conventions since 1979, and have planned several very successful events for
couples that, like us, look at this lifestyle as foreplay! It's important
to us that you are comfortable with our view of this lifestyle. We feel
that there is room for all levels of play, from soft swinging to full swap.
We encourage all couples not to sit in judgment of those who are different
from themselves, but to open up a line of communication to explore and
discuss personal boundaries and rules. It's important to us that you
believe that you can maintain a monogamous relationship emotionally, while
still being able to enjoy your friends. It's important to us that you
understand that this lifestyle is FUN! You have the opportunity to meet
other couples that may have a lot more in common with you than you think!
To learn more about who we are, please visit our website at
As you know, security at an event of this nature is of the
utmost importance to the couples attending. It's our biggest concern, too.
We have an entire Security Team, made up of professionals who are
experienced in this area. They are easily identifiable by their attire. Our
usual care for the minute details is carried out by this team of dedicated
individuals who will look after your comfort by securing the areas we use.
Will single men be allowed at any part of this event? Absolutely not! While
we agree that a single man allows a unique experience for a couple, it is
our opinion that single men do NOT belong at a lifestyle convention! Ron
and Sue want to bring your comfort level to the fore and assure you that we
understand this concern. After all, as a married swinging couple, we want
you know we have the same concerns as you! With that in mind, we pledge
unequaled compassion and unsurpassed customer service to ensure you have a
wonderful time!
So now that you know a little bit about Conclave, where is it?
Confidentiality is key to what we all believe in. You will receive detailed
information on the hotel with your deposit. Speaking of money, our refund
policy is very simple. We understand that things come up; we all have
families and other responsibilities. A full refund is possible (less a
service charge for credit card transactions) if you need to back out prior
to January 15, 2003. You may even register online using PayPal. If you have
any questions at all, please call Sue toll free at (877) 375-2582.
We have created an island of an alternative reality for you to enjoy,
a place for you to get away from your every day lives and relax into the
warmth and excitement of the Rites of Spring Conclave. Don't just
Fantasize, do it!
email us: sue@conclavechicago.com
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Fun Stuff!
Sybian and Venus II
The ultimate in sexual stimulation. The Sybian is for Women.
The Venus II is for men.
www.sybian.com/cgi-bin/ssponsor.cgi?Ssp57
Vigel - Like Viagra for women! - Sexual enhancement gel for Women. Use this gel with your women and get ready for a wild night!
www.vigel.net/matches1
Vigel for Men - Sexual enhancement gel. Like Viagra for men only safer and less expensive.
www.vigel.net/matches1/vigelformen.htm
Adult Toys
It's no joke. This on-line Adult Toy Store every sex toy on the planet. If they don't have it, you don't need it! Their prices are great too!
The Sex Toy Warehouse
Wish Pearl Jewelry
You get the Jewelry and a real Pearl. The Pearl
is in a real oyster. You Harvest the Pearl yourself!
Beautiful and Affordable!
www.galaxymall.com/jewelry/wishpearl/
Secrets Of Swinging
A gift for yourself. A book for both the experienced and uninitiated.
Secrets of Swinging will show you:
1. How to participate in Threesomes and Sex Orgies.
2. The top 10 Reasons some Couples want a Single guy to join them.
3. How to Introduce your Sexual Partner to Swinging.
4. How to tell the fakes, phonies and posers in Chat Rooms, AOL's Instant Messages, and email.
5. How to find a sexual partner that will Get Into Swinging.
6. How to find and attend a Swing Club.
And much more......
Here's the link for the book:
Secrets Of Swinging
www.letspartynaked.com
Matchesplus Swingers Personals Ads
Make some new swinger friends for the New
Year.
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The Lets Party Naked News Letter is compiled by Steve Anderson, the
author of Secrets of Swinging. Secrets of Swinging will show you how to Find
A Partner to Swing with, Introduce Your Partner to the Lifestyle, Where the Clubs
Are, plus how to Approach Swinging as a Single.
Steve Anderson
http://www.letspartynaked.com
1770 S. Randall Rd.
104A
Geneva, IL 60134
1-866-546-2824
steve_anderson@letspartynaked.com
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